Cobraisms

Single words
A collection of words Josh has mispronounced, mixed up or otherwise butchered.
 * Alcohol Probation ("Making thinga illigal does not stop people", 20171006)
 * Cillimeters
 * Conundruff ("Learning form my mistakes, 20161210")
 * Duddenit instead of doesn't it, though he was born in North Dakota and lives in Wyoming.
 * Escapegoat ("Fuck mass shootings", 20171004)
 * Fustrating ("Video update", 20170225)
 * On the off hand that... ("Video update", 20170225)
 * Overexaggerated ("pipe thoughts", 20171101)
 * Parades (parodies, "Parades of me are funny", 20121209)
 * Pastanoodles
 * Schmidt (Not clear what he meant. Shtick? Spiel?, "Calling out a troll", ca. 201710)
 * Sex Offendry (Referring to the Sex Offenders Registry)
 * Trickateria, the alleged reason of his bald spots
 * Underexaggerated ("pipe thoughts", 20171001)
 * Winer miner dog (he meant Weimaraner, "Soda review and vocal covers", 20160618 )
 * Your question is as good as mine. ("KingCobraJFS facebook live Nov 26 2017")

Witticisms
Words of wisdom from Josh. Although there are many, here are some highlights."'I might have been born last night, but I wasn't born yesterday.'""'But women and cars have a couple of things in common. Some cars are older, some cars are newer.'"Fish is a dairy product because it has protein in it like milk."'It's amazing when you become a little bit drunk how self aware you are of how shitty you are of a singer.'"If he were the president of the U.S., he'd pull the troops from Iraq, Afghanistan and Iran.

Favourite phrases
Words and expressions Josh loves to use which are occurring in almost every video.
 * What's good, youtube
 * Well anyways, youtube, this is KingCobraJFS with another video, I'll catch you cool cobras (later/on the flipside).
 * Trust and believe
 * I guaran-fucking-tee you
 * My trusty [random object]
 * That's what's up
 * That's most definitely what's up
 * Thing of it is, youtube
 * Yeah buddy
 * "Scuse me" (after sneezing, coughing or deliberately farting and belching)
 * My asperger's is talking shit again (after passing gas)
 * You have no idea / You don't even know
 * It is what it is
 * Here's the thing, slick
 * No skin off my shoes
 * Fuck your sky god
 * Ooo-wee